“D’s Get Degrees”

Overheard this conversation between two tatted up young whippersnappers on the NYC subway last night:

Yo son, you know what they say, “D’s get degrees or diplomas” or some shit like that. You know, dudes on Fortune 500 who went to school and got D’s. It don’t matter, it’s about that degree man. Yo, and Steve Jobs ain’t even finish school. And that nigga makin’ more money DEAD than errbody alive COMBINED. That nigga DEAD. He dead and he made plans for twelve iPhones before he died. TWELVE. Yo son, I’m serious, TWELVE. He got the plans on CD’s or some shit like that.”